KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — First, the Milwaukee Brewers had “pocket pancakes.” Now, they have pocket turtles. Ahem, tortoise.

Jonathon Ware became famous for a 17-second clip in 2007. Here’s how the meme started and what his life looks like now.

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